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lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

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skellingtonclique:

when someone insults ur favorite band

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punkrockluna:

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

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l33tinmyownway:

heartattackle:

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

and a coupon for 10% off.

sorry, this coupon expired three days ago.

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obiwankenoobi:

Anakin didn’t know how long he stood there, staring.

The city looked like he felt. Damaged. Broken in battle.

Stained with darkness.

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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

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teenagenicks:

me in like 20 years

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